‘Thin Tax’: Obese Liberals Demand Healthcare Reparations Due to Historical Discrimination

It looks like the debate on socialized healthcare and taxpayer burden has ballooned to a new dimension – literally.

Ashley Jenis was 275 pounds but only 5’4″ when she was graduated high school. But her doctor’s warnings didn’t encourage her to get healthy, instead she grew defensive and felt “comfortable about being in a ‘weight minority'” thanks a ‘body positivity’ seminar, despite her bodily reactions warning her not to.

“I learned that my body and health isn’t the problem,” she said, “it’s the close-mindedness of doctors and society in their refusal to accept fat positivity.”

In her first year of college, she discovered body positivity activists, such as Sonalee Rashatwar, who markets herself as The Fat Sex Therapist. Universities actually pay many pro-unhealthy activists like her to spread propaganda to young, impressionable adults. One of Rashatwar’s more bizarre statements is Nazis really love this idea of an idealized body, and so it makes a lot of sense to me that a fitness instructor…might also think about an idealized body in this thin white supremacist way.”

Not only are leftist universities currently sponsoring her leftism with taxpayer dollars, when her obese admirers get a myriad of health issues in the future, it will again be on the taxpayers to bail them out, this time on healthcare costs. It’s a double loss to hard-working innocent taxpayers.

But that financial contribution from the healthy, or healthier, isn’t enough for pro-unhealthy worshipers like them. Instead, they demand a universal ‘thin tax’ as reparations. This new tax has three goals:

  1. fund ‘fat acceptance’ or ‘body acceptance’ seminars beyond college campuses and into the public realm
  2. fund lawsuits filed by weight minorities for employment discrimination
  3. fund therapy sessions for weight minorities that experienced bullying, depression, and other issues

Pro-unhealthy activists were apparently inspired by the proposed slavery reparations. Like how some leftists wants reparations for descendants, now some weight minorities want reparations from society for living a miserable life.

“The proposal of slavery reparations came too late for slaves,” says Jenis, “I hope we can at least get our reparations during our lifetime. I’ll try to make sure of this after I graduate college.”

She wants to “fight hard for weight minorities that experienced discrimination by becoming a freelancing activist or as a lawyer in the EEOC,” which stands for Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the federal agency that handles employment discrimination cases.

The Bronskvinnorna (The women of bronze) statue in VĂ€xjö, Sweden. The left women represents fat acceptance.

While fat acceptance is famous and popular among leftists, the ‘thin tax’ idea has yet to be, mainly because the concept is so new. In fact, they are still debating about how much it’ll cost, and in some cases, what are the weight cut-off requirements that will make someone a tax beneficiary.

But it’s just a step behind slavery reparations, in which the details are also still debated upon, but much more well known and well received by many leftists. As a first step, pro-unhealthy activists are testing their own reparations idea in universities, where they can take advantage of young minds tending to be more leftist, more impressionable, and share ideas more eagerly.

“If we can’t convince the old, maybe we’ll mold the young,” says Jenis, describing their tactics. “The old will die off anyways so eventually we can dominate the world with fat acceptance generations.”

What Jenis is too brainwashed to comprehend is that the pro-unhealthy will also die off first because they’re, well, unhealthy. These people are using their own ideology to kill themselves.

Instead if taking back their health, obese liberals are taking back their weight – and your tax dollars. As Obama once said, “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.” But if you like your weight, maybe you can get taxpayers to keep that alive for you.

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